Teddy's

Let me just preface this review by saying, no one at Teddy's wants you there. Not to imply that you won't get in, haven't already been, or even frequent this speakeasy-esque play pen for the rich, famous, and unquestionably cool; but chances are, if you're reading this review, the staff at Teddy's really and truly, deep down (and on the surface) does not care if you make it in the door or not. They certainly want you to try. A place like Teddy's thrives on maintaining a healthy throng of sharply dressed wanna-be guests wading patiently outside the velvet ropes. If the crowd is large enough to spill out onto Hollywood blvd and stop traffic, the door staff has done it's job and the night was a success. Tucked within the hallowed walls of the Roosevelt Hotel, this newly renovated Hollywood hot spot has been catering to actors, artists, musicians and Tinseltown hipsters for over a decade. Beyond the ornate double doors, the 200 or so lucky enough to get the nod from the keeper of the rope are crowding around tables stocked with bottles of booze, ice and cups, dancing booty to booty with celebrities and models on the tiny dance floor, and then taking a breather in the gorgeous hotel lobby. You will not be one of those people. If you are, be prepared to shell out $15-$20 for a skillfully crafted cocktail from the center bar, or $500-$2000 for table service at one of the dimly lit, plush booths that line the walls. The price and bottle minimum will depend on the night and number in your party. Oh yeah, forgot to mention you will not be able to reserve one of these booths. But if you do, you're in for one hell of a time.