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The Church

The Church London England 51.46323 -0.16939
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Review

Ratings:

Lucas

Adriana

Jonah

Emma

Party Earth Review: The Church has the reputation of hosting some of the wildest anything-goes parties in London and offers a truly extreme way to spend a Sunday afternoon. Although its rowdy nature has forced the club to relocate several times, the party scene is still alive and well and is now located at the Clapham Grand. Particularly famous for its rather kitschy entertainment, The Church’s roster generally includes exotic dancers and risqué comedy routines, as well as plenty of dance music that keeps the hordes of boisterous Australians, New Zealanders, and South Africans coming back for more week after week. While the focus on excessive drinking may not appeal to everyone, there’s no denying that a friendlier and more welcoming crowd is hard to find. The Church’s patrons clearly show up to let their hair down and unwind, and the fact that they are often clad in costumes and beachwear only serves to crank up the energy in an already raucous atmosphere.

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Neighborhood:

Clapham

Address:

The Clapham Grand
21-25 St John's Hill Clapham Junction
London SW111TT
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Tube:

London Overground: Clapham Junction

Phone:

020 7607 6720

Links:

Official Website

Hours:

Su noon–4pm

Recommended as:

 Day Spot
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The Church Review

Tip from Lucas:

“Arrive by noon so you don’t have trouble getting in, and wear something comfortable – or even beachwear. It can get pretty hot and sticky inside.”

The Scene

The Church has the reputation of hosting some of the wildest anything-goes parties in London and offers a truly extreme way to spend a Sunday afternoon.

Clapham, London – The Church has the reputation of hosting some of the wildest anything-goes parties in London and offers a truly extreme way to spend a Sunday afternoon.

Although its rowdy nature has forced the club to relocate several times, the party scene is still alive and well and is now located at the Clapham Grand.

Particularly famous for its rather kitschy entertainment, The Church’s roster generally includes exotic dancers and risqué comedy routines, as well as plenty of dance music that keeps the hordes of boisterous Australians, New Zealanders, and South Africans coming back for more week after week.

While the focus on excessive... read more →

Crowd

Primarily an outgoing bunch of Aussies, New Zealanders, and South Africans, 20s to 30s.

Entertainment/Music

Classic rock and dance music. Risqué shows feature comedians, strippers, or exotic dancers.

Food/Miscellaneous

Guests must buy drinks in groups of three via the “drink tickets,” which include three cans of beer or cider or three bottles of alcopops. Cans and bottles are served in a plastic bag which patrons are expected to tie to their belts for easy access and safekeeping.

Prices

Cover charge £7/£6 for members (sign up for a free membership inside). Deals on the cover charge are also provided for large groups. Drink ticket £9, includes three cans/bottles of beer, cider, or alcopop.

Dress

Anything goes. Many people wear costumes.

Hot Nights/When to Go

Sunday at noon.

Tags:

20s30sAnything goesBoisterousClassic RockComedyCover chargeDanceEroticErotic ShowFriendlyGood for GroupsGroupsHigh EnergyPerformanceRowdyStand-Up ComedyStripper PoleSwimwearTourists

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